I made a huge mistake when we were visiting my parents in California. Everytime we were on the 5 and I'd see a sign for San Diego (which is all time time, as they are 45 minutes north) I'd say, in my best Ron Burgundy voice, "San Diego is Spanish for Whale's Vagina" and my dad would laugh and my mom would give me a dirty look. I guess we know who has seen Anchor Man and who has been deprived.
This went on for the 10 days we were out there last. Six weeks ago.
So, this morning I took of Zoe's nighttime diaper - I'm sure she is potty trained enough not to wear one at night, but who wants to wake up and clean sheets at 4am when you have another one who really isn't too pumped about sleeping all night yet? - and she threw her legs back and yellled, "SAN DIEGO! FINNISH FOR DOLPHIN'S BUTT!"
I laughed so hard my stomach ached and I ripped off the elastic tab of the diaper I was holding.
Finnish for Dolphin's butt? Really?
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