10. There is nothing cuter than a little boy in a real Polo shirt. Or a little boy in a white onesie. Or a little boy with his first big boy haircut. Or a little boy snuggling on your shoulder. Or a little boy smiling at you.
9. He might be a Momma's Boy, but when Daddy walks in the door, no one else will do for at least a half-hour.
8. He will pee like a sprinkler on a thirsty lawn as soon as his diaper is off.
7. Babies do not deconstruct if their diaper is not changed every 90 minutes. In fact, they can go on three diapers a day on really really hectic ones.
6. He has known how to flirt since he came into the world. His smile will melt the elderly, young, and pessimistic alike.
5. He might be on Earth to change the world, do great things, or make the sea part. Or to be a plumber. Doesn't matter. As long as he's happy, you'll be thrilled for him.
4. In his eyes, you will see every characteristic you dreamed of in a man. He is perfect.
3. Pink is the new blue. At least when your sister is your personal stylist.
2. When someone is cruel to you just hug them, forgive them, and move on. Life isn't about fighting for your toys back, it's about loving and appreciating the people around you.
1. His penis is his prized possession. Anytime he has access to his goods, he will check on it and make sure it's there with a little wiggle. Or two.
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