5. "Of course!" This is her new response to requests.
4. "Now, mom, does Peter in my class have a peanut or bagina? How do you know?" while peeing while Peter and his mom are in the next stall.
3. "Mom, why are you vacuuming? We having a play date here?" while I started cleaning for the first time since the snow melted.
2. "Maybe we should both calm down and talk about this later? Deal?" as she is being sent to her room. Again.
1. "That girl is a mess!" to a screaming toddler in Target. Dirty looks ensued, FYI.
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